This Entry Has a Lot of Caps
April 18, 2008 · Filed under: Thoughts. Personal.
Listen here all of you muddauckas on the road (everyone): I’ve been driving for about 12 hours (doce, douze, dodici), and the last thing I want to deal with is your pathetic driving skills.
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DRIVING ON THE ROAD WITHOUT EXPERIENCING PAIN, A TICKET, OR DEATH!? JUST HOW.
- Blinkers have a specific, useful, purpose. Mainly, to avoid confusion on the road, five car pile ups, that type of thing. Before you decide to assrape me with your headlight, LET ME KNOW OF YOUR ASSHOLE INTENTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Merging left to right over three whole lanes is fine when there’s no one around, but when there’s 2,437 of us? Cut the shit.
- While driving, please don’t TURN AROUND AND YELL AT YOUR CHILDREN. How do I put this in a phrase that you would understand? Oh, right. “BIG NO NO BITCH.”
- The left lane is for people who don’t follow the law. If you don’t fall under this category, MOVE TO THE FUCKING RIGHT WITH ALL THE OTHER PATIENT FOLK. FFS. 8 MORE HOURS TO GO, I DON’T. NEED. THIS. CRAP.
ASLDJFLSDK. Twelve hours is way too long to be on the road.