Happy Birthday to Me
June 19, 2008 · Filed under: Personal.
It’s my birthday today. I’m officially 21 years old and as such have full permission to begin my long descent into alcoholism! Can I get a “lol Gurl plz.”?
This week has been real super, if you haven’t already guessed. I’m hoping it ends with a bang. And I don’t mean the bad bang, where someone ends up dead. I mean the good bang, where the weekend ends up making up for the shitty week that seemed to go on forever.
Example that Things Are Looking Up #1: Early birthday presents! My lovely sister got me one of these (in Daisy Daisy) since I hate carrying purses and would much rather clip a few cards and a cellphone to my belt loop. She also got me a $50 gift card to Michael’s that I can’t wait to spend. Clearly this proves she’s better than your sister (if you don’t have a sister, play along; it’s my birthday).
Later on tonight I’ll be having dinner with my family and my friends, eat a delicious chocolate cake made by my sister (Things Are Looking Up Example #2), probably have a margarita, and then watch Lost with my family. Saturday night I’m hoping to get completely plastered, to the point where I don’t remember my name or gender and have to be carried home. I can’t wait.
Here’s to a fabulous weekend!